Collected by Nathan Ross, ‘20

October 2019

“I love carrots. They taste very good.”

Bruce Matthews, 2019

(On carrots)

“The greeks loved to party. They had it down to an art”

Bruce Matthews, 2018

(On the partying prowess of the greeks)

“If I have a billion, and you have a hundred million, you are pretty broke.”

(On the relative values of large numbers)

Joseph Danquah, 2019