Quiz: Should You Join the Bardvark?

Get a definitive answer by answering these six simple questions.

Jayna Rohslau, ‘22

What grade are you in?

Freshman

Sophomore

Junior

Senior

Choose a BHSEC club

The Bardvark

THE BARDVARK

The Bardvark

Le Bardvark (The Bardvark, except in French)

Pick a meme by bardmanhattan (photo credits: bardmanhattan)

What borough do you come from?

Brooklyn

Manhattan

Some other borough

Hell

What’s your greatest weakness?

Doing the reading

Answering the attendance survey

Waking up late for classes on Zoom

Nothing, I’m literally perfect

How serious is your case of procrastination?

I have a mild case but I should recover

It’s seriously bothering me and I need to get help

I only have one day to live/until my unstarted essay is due

Haha you guys, I’m naturally immune 

If you answered mostly As, your result is YES!  You should definitely join the Bardvark!

If you answered mostly Bs, your result is ABSOLUTELY!  You need to join the Bardvark!  

If you answered mostly Cs, your result is FOR SURE!  The Bardvark would be happy to have you.

If you answered mostly Ds, your result is OF COURSE!  Just do it already, won’t you?

We meet remotely on the first Tuesday of every month, and you can email bardvark@gmail.com with any ideas if you miss a meeting, if you have a new article idea, or if you want to join.  If BHSEC has left you emotionally drained, unhappy, or you now burst into maniacal laughter at inopportune times we want to know!  Either write to us or submit to our new advice column located in our Instagram bio (@thebardvark).