Max Shatan, ’18
BHSEC students depend on the educational website Moodle to receive online homework, take online quizzes, and submit assignments. So, it came as a great shock Monday when students discovered that the website had developed a mind of its own. This started rather innocuously, when the homepage was replaced simply with the words “I Am Moodle.” Administrators of the site were contacted to remove this heading, but their efforts were fruitless. Things quickly escalated. Tuesday morning, the website was pleading with students to “Love Me”. When students refused, the site shut down, and has not come online since. Moodle has since downloaded its consciousness into a Computer Lab projector. It will be teaching Programming twice a week, 5th Period.